hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Hottie of Mass Destruction

Used to describe a babe with bodacious tatas or a bangin' posterior; particularly a dime so hot that you can barely suppress the thought of using one of her boobs as a bicycle seat. Often abbreviated "HMD."

guy1: "Have you met that new girl in the office? what a babe!"
guy2: "yeah man, old news, she's a total hottie of mass destruction."
guy1: "an HMD, as it were."
guy2: "word."

by Gil Barry July 7, 2009

traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

Bloody Hattter

-Use to Define Somebody Running REALLY FAST from Something Dangerous or Responsibility etc

-A character in Pandora Hearts

-A gamer Who Goes Into Physc rage and Kills Both teamates and Enemies

a:Well Would u look at Him run That Bloody Hatter

b:Oh Did u See Bloody Hatter New Chain

c:Shit the Player Went all Bloody Hatter and Single Handedly Ahnnilated Everything.

"Bloody Hattter"

by Reapers.Love October 15, 2011

hott todd

A used car salesmen that will reduce price of a vechicle for some anal action in the backseat of said car reguardless of gender of the potential buyer.

I got hott todded and was able to afford my new, first generation gti.

by natethenizzle March 5, 2010

Hottie

"Very sexually attractive"

"Dang! Kina and Alex are the definition of hotties!"

by baes June 10, 2014