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hot air balloon

1. A sexually act in which a man stands slightly bent over with a woman kneeling behind him. She will purse her lips tightly around his anus. She then tugs on his flaccid member from between his legs as he releases a preferably hot fart in her mouth, thus expanding her cheeks much like that of a hot air balloon. Aviator goggles and scarf are optional.
Friend #1: I was able to talk Nichole into letting me give her a hot air balloon last night.

Friend #2: I don't know what that is, but it sounds fucking sick.
by The Taste of Lemonade November 7, 2009
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Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy

The first track on the second Filthy Frank album, "Pink Season."
Hey man, wanna listen to Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy?
by KrayZWT February 22, 2017
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Mississippi Hot Air Balloon

When you insert a large balloon into a womans vagina and proceed to fill it with a portable helium pump until the balloon pops. The vagina will be full of helium until the woman can hold it in no longer and lets out a colossal queef. As she is queefing you hold a lighter in front of her vagina and the flammable helium erupting from the vagina ignites and creates a makeshift flamethrower!!!
Chad: DUDE! what happened to your eyebrows????

Kip: Well.... Alyssa wanted me to do a Mississippi Hot Air Balloon on her last night and it didn't go too well
by seanconnerypimp January 26, 2009
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Hot Air Balloon

A Hot Air Balloon is a sexual act involving two partners. One partner, the "balloon", prepares for the act a day before by eating foods that contain high concentrations of fiber and dairy. For best results, the balloon should avoid defecation until the next day when the Hot Air Balloon is to be performed. When both partners are ready for the Hot Air Balloon, the balloon positions his/her anus directly above the other partner, or the "ballooner". The ballooner opens his/her mouth to take a full load of feces from the balloon. Without swallowing or spilling any of the (most likely very liquid) feces, the ballooner must then blow up the balloon. That is to say, he/she must blow the hot liquidy feces back into the balloon's ass.
1: "Taco Bell tonight?"
2: "Sure, just hold it in so we can Hot Air Balloon, tomorrow!"
by bootthescoot November 10, 2020
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Minnesota hot air balloon

When you are eating ass, and they fart in your mouth and blow you up like a hot air balloon.
Did you hear, yesterday Evan got a Minnesota hot air balloon from Sarah.
by Bigdaddy26 May 8, 2018
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Hot air balloon ride

The act of making an air-tight seal around someone's butthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
The only way Dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when Rick gave him a Hot air balloon ride.
by Se7en November 14, 2006
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norwegian hot air balloon

A sex act which involves going ass to mouth with your partner and then dropping a fart in mouth of the giver.
Tito totally gave Catlin a norwegian hot air balloon last night.
by Sh'Matt April 15, 2009
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