Hot Mess

"Oh, she look a <i>hot mess</i> today!"
by René November 18, 2003
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Hot Mess

Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.
My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.
by abzillaaa July 10, 2011
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Hot Mess

A Hot Mess is something good. Used by celeb Paris Hilton, its used to describe something great that is about to happen, like an event or something your going to buy.
Jen: You Going To The Party Tonight?
Tim: Yeah! It's Gonna Be A Hot Mess!
by Bim62 February 06, 2007
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Hot Mess

Someones thats Ugly,Someones that cant dress,
That girl is a Hot Mess.
That dude looks a hot mess,them shoes dont even go with that outfitt
by Hollisecia AKA Storm August 01, 2007
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Hot Mess

Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.
Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection
by Silver Alert February 24, 2009
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hot mess

When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
Although Nichole had just awaken, her boyfriend thought she was stunning - she was a hot mess.
by pounce February 13, 2007
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Hot Messes

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
by jbalbs@kstate January 17, 2011
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