a hot carl is simply when you take a mad dook on da bitch's face, then, using a serving spoon, scoop exactly half of the terds up and shove them into a tube sock. no sooner do u then squish the tube sock in between her legs and rub it against her vaginal hairs, than you swing the sock around and smack her bitch ass in the face with it.
i saw my friend carl today, and he inspired me to do a hot carl with some bitch tonight, needless to say... i had to buy a new pair of socks.
by gootch November 8, 2006
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"I was about to Hot Carl that bitch when the end of the sock broke open and shit went flying all over the place"
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
"Sheela had been begging for a Hot Carl all week, but when I finaly got in the mood, there wasn't a tube sock in sight."
"I hot carled that bitch for or five times that night before she finaly succumbed to head trauma and died."
by Greg Magno February 24, 2008
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While very similiar to a traditional Hot Carl, this new defination is when your asshole dialysis patient decides to take his full shit bag and throw it in your general direction to show his displeasure about some trivial matter, like some damn dirty ape.
That patient was so mad that we were late, he tried to give me a hot carl. Luckily I was able to dodge it and it flew all over the nurse. If he does it again I will puke right on that fucker's head.
by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007
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Get the HOT CARL mug.the act of sucking dick right after it has been fucking an asshole. also known as oaas... ''Oral After Anal Sex''. the anal sex can be douched or undouched.
by i am the great cornholio January 10, 2008
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A stripper was cock-blocking her friend, another stripper whore, by telling me and me friends that the bitch was into some sick shit like "Hot Carls". She explained it to us; to have her face shit on.
by Daeman July 18, 2008
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by RORO from da NONO December 11, 2006
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