Hot Carl

Everyone is wrong, I'll explain what a REAL Hot Carl is.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.

- Man this chick has big boobs I would love to do a Hot Carlos on her.
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...

by hotcarl4u October 1, 2007

Hot Carl

The act of punching/hitting a woman, rendering her unconscious and then taking a dump on her chest.

She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.

by jacklovesold March 3, 2009

Hot Carl

A hot carl is where you are masterbating and you give your penis an indian burn.

She totally gave me a hot carl, and it fuckin hurt.

by David Elpers August 30, 2006

Hot Carl

A hot sexy fucking blonde you would love to fuck her she gives amazing deep throat.

I would love to have a Hot Carl.

by Harry Pness April 3, 2015

Hot Carl

Getting a Blow Job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Getting your dick sucked while shitting (Hot Carl)

by Hot Fred February 22, 2011

Hot Carl

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Hot Carl

Oral sex after anal sex. A hooker usually is paid $200 for this. Sucking a cock after ass-fucking

That nasty bitch let me give her a Hot Carl.

by Headman July 18, 2008