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hosenatch

This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.
I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.
by Bret December 12, 2004
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Hosnatch

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.
"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)
by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011
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hosna

being lovable, but not being able to do anything effectively.
The job interview went bad. He said I was a hosna.
by marcail May 10, 2009
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hoshape

When a male is in excellent physical shape and thus attracts a variety of unclean and ho-ish females.
What you need to do is work on your glamour muscles so you can be in top hoshape.
by megatron55 October 21, 2010
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Y'hoshua

Zeus once said to his dog to stop y'hoshuaing
by ggspud923 November 8, 2009
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Hooshna

A state of being, can be used a noun, verb, adjective
- Ex. My hair looks like hoosha. What the hooshna?!?!? or simply , Hooshna!
by TrickyC September 29, 2011
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hosham

you is a Hosham
by King Kingsley June 1, 2017
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