Horsey

When fonts or design elements are clunky, too large, or unrefined.

Wow, your text looks horsey. You should tighten up the spacing and make it smaller.

by maybe you should August 24, 2010

happy horseshit

A quaint term used by the elder generation to denote frivolous activity which they find annoying. A staple of any fiesty grandparent's verbal repertoire.

"Jaime, Stacy, Pauly...knock off the happy horseshit!"

by Vajrayogi January 2, 2008

horses for courses

What might be good for one situation/person might not be good for another.

'I really like rock music, but it's horses for courses.'

by Claire Lane June 11, 2007

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

Buff Horses

How James Pumphrey says horsepower

"My car has about 300 buff horses under the hood"

by ItzThePotato January 28, 2021

shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.

Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!

by Paula Genosick June 20, 2008

Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.

Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 11, 2022