horseradish slap 

the act of slapping a woman in the face with your penis after fucking her in the ass then dipping it in sour cream

After Todd got done felching a 65 year old woman i snuck up behind him and geve him a horseradish slap.

horseradish slap by dipitincider March 27, 2011

horseradish mustard 

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

horseradish mustard by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

Horseradish Cheeseballs 

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

Horseradish Cheeseballs by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019

Jimmy horseradish 

Licking buttholes

I gave sue some jimmy horseradish last night.

Jimmy horseradish by Fineas englesmith May 18, 2019

Vietnamese Horseradish 

When you're fondling a Vietnamese man and, while still fondling, you reach your other arm around him and into his anus and stimulate his prostate to make him ejaculate. The ejaculation will go into a jar, which will be the "horseradish" to be used on a sandwich/burger, typically.

"I just gave this asian guy the Vietnamese Horseradish and it was pretty tasty."

Vietnamese Horseradish by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

gone off horseradish 

When you leave the horseradish out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off horseradish tastes like a gone off white mousse.

gone off horseradish by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023