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Post Vax Horny

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.
Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.
by TheCap419 April 24, 2021
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horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning
horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”
by ifai June 19, 2021
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Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.
Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.
by JKTrowling February 22, 2019
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Hornyplane

A hornyplane is like a hornycar, it’s a french saying. When you’re a hornyplane, You’re horny as hell, way more than when you’re a hornycar
My friend: he’s so hot I wish I could fuck him
Me: you’re such a hornyplane
by Lyliashl March 30, 2020
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horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
The only reason you searched up horny on urban dictionary is to read the erotic definitons so you can either fap or finger yourself to it. :)
by an anonymous girl_ZaX October 10, 2017
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A really hoopy frood

In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams, hoopy is defined as "a really together guy."

A frood is defined as "a really amazingly together guy."
An example from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy which discusses the importance of towels is as follows:

"Hey you, sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"
by ZaphodB July 19, 2005
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Horny Jail

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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