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homelander

A Deranged , evil version of Superman that stars in the show on Amazon Prime : the boys played by Anthony Starr
Person 1 : did u see that show , the boys?
Person 2 : yeah I did ....Homelander is so scary
Person 1 : Fucking Diabolical
Person 2 : hahaha
by Stormfront Liberty September 15, 2020
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Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.
by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018
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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009
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Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
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hella homeless

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.
That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?
by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010
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ram hormed

Getting boned on the butt without actual penetration.
He got ram hormed by his girlfriend on the bed.
by Kria Duncan January 17, 2017
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A Homelander

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.
Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.
by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020
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