horhey

What retards think is the correct spelling of Jorge is

Go back to your own country horhey

by PoopyFaceMcDab December 7, 2016

Horseyplay

A sexual act involving a couple. One is the horse or pony and the other is the dominating equestrian. Props include equestrian boots, fake tail, whip, coconut shells, hay, a saddle, and other necessary s&m items. The Dominating equestrian would ride the "horse/pony", similar to the real life situation.

Katelynn rode Jerry like the German pony he is, with tail, saddle and all during horseyplay.

by Alleighs December 11, 2007

Horney

The incorrect spelling of HORNY! You are such a dumb ass!

Guy 1: I am so horney
Guy 2: It's Horny, you dumbass!!

by E-JAC August 11, 2008

Eat it like a horsey

When one drunken college friend offers another a small morsel to eat, but in order to receive said food the individual must "eat it like a horsey," which means they must lick/chew it off their hand.

Moly:You want some of this pizza?
Gresson: Yes!!!!
Moly: EAT IT LIKE A HORSEY

by Poop Master General October 19, 2012

horsey-head

A long, large oddly shaped head.

Oscar looks like a pony because of his horsey-head.

by reesewords August 19, 2008

Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018

horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george April 20, 2006