Horatio

Any number of English people whose parents thought "We'll give you the most pompous name we can!"

(in an upper-class English accent) Oh yes Horatio, tally ho!, pip pip, good show, chap!

by ja March 30, 2003

Horatio Hornblower

To fart on ones head, specificially characterized by the movement of hair.

Derek got himself a Horatio Hornblower today, now he has to redo his hair.

by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Horatio

Someone who observes another's reaction for a third person, usually to figure out if the person observed is "interested" in the third person. The name comes from Hamlet, because this is basically what Horatio does for Hamlet.

I want to ask Jess to the dance, but I'm not sure if she likes me. Could you be my Horatio the next time we see her?

by Kaydence692 January 19, 2009

full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician.
-getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69.
most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.

"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."

by luger douche June 28, 2006

Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

Horatio

Someone with a rifle(ifykyk)....
Dark chocolate type a guy😍.... Very loveable

I FUCK WITH HORATIO

by Jadabeannnn November 22, 2021

Horatio

Anything that is very lulzy or hilarious. A spinoff of the word hilario, which is a spinoff of the word hilarious.

Oh man, you just sharfed on my cat, that's totally horatio.

by Jersh McPayne January 11, 2009