by R. Dangler May 13, 2003
1. Lowest form of human being (some even argue that they are in fact NOT), known for infesting low tide areas and flood plains of rivers, lakes and damns. It is also believed they are largely responsble for still fish, bait, women and most lifeforms from the areas they inhabite. They are normally easily identified by there knee high gumboots, bait pumps and general scoundrel attitudes
2. Other common terms for hoppers include Scoundrels, Mongrels, Lowlifes, Whores, and Downright fucking assholes.
2. Other common terms for hoppers include Scoundrels, Mongrels, Lowlifes, Whores, and Downright fucking assholes.
whilst driving one might exclaim ''oiiii fuk off you dowright fuking mongrel hopper''
''wearing gumboots? what are ya a fukin hopper'
''wearing gumboots? what are ya a fukin hopper'
by Greg Thorne August 09, 2007
a tryhard cowboy/ cowgirl easily spotted by their cheep boots, sheep farmers hat and a belt buckle they paid for may also drink either VB or jimbean
by Ringer_from_the_top_end February 07, 2006
Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.
Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.
by secrethopper June 22, 2017
One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
by Petroleum Jelly October 02, 2011
A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).
by HomieHoppersCom June 19, 2013
a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.
"Yeah that chick Ariel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."
by Getownedbygirls January 08, 2010