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Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006
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hopewell jr school

A school with a bunch of racist teachers and kids who will say slurs and defend them self’s by saying that someone else said it too! No one can give a shit about your mansion in the middle east. And the lunches are absolutely disgusting and I’d rather wake up earlier and make my own. And let’s not forget the yt girl posesers every five minutes
Oh you go to hopewell jr school? I’ll pray for you
by 1hcoffins October 15, 2021
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Hopefully

A nice way of saying no
Hey, man. Do you wanna come round mine?
Hopefully.
by SonSon July 1, 2015
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Hopewell Academy

A literal circus. The math teacher and the receptionist are basically the only sane ones. It is infested with antivaxer teachers, a history teacher who uses Wikipedia and WatchMojo Top 10 videos as educational resources, and a fucking clown for the head of school who made the few members of administration with the authority to keep shit together quit their jobs.
“My history teacher just told us that trains didn’t exist in the nineteenth century.”

“What fucking school do you go to??”

Hopewell Academy.”
by cursed.jpg November 26, 2019
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Hopewell

A small, somewhat beautiful, extremely boring town in central NJ that's completely devoid of culture and personality. The homegrown people there are weak, disingenuous, privileged, two-faced, insecure, dishonest, hypocritical, unappealing, and cowardly. Every businesses there is completely useless. Every restaurant there is mediocre at best. It is unwise to raise a family there because it will not prepare them for the world. It will only prepare them to live in Hopewell. Also known as Okiedokeville.
Person: Remember when I confronted that wannabe redneck guy for talking tough and he immediately backed down and acted like we were best friends?

Person 2: Yeah that was weird. He was like twice your size and had 20 of his friends with him.

Person: What do you expect... They're from Hopewell.
by Impeccable Truth November 1, 2021
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