reindeer hooves

the size of the lips around the girls pussy.

holy fuck look at the reindeer hooves on that girl

by hoove lover October 23, 2009

flinging hooves

flinging hooves , whereby the participant throws or 'flings' there legs or 'hooves' (as most commonly known within this fettishes circles ) over there head and proceedes to fart into a container usualy a condom which is tied like a balloon to be later inhaled by each of the 5-6 males circling the farter who makes repeated animal noises thorughout. Self defication is generally only found with more hardcore users.

he flung his hooves or was flinging hooves to a barrage of animal noises whilst farting into a condom for the rest to inhale as if taking a bucket or pipe

by digitalstd March 20, 2009

Happy Hooves

Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.

"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."

by oldurty June 20, 2020

Kyle Hooves

A horse that likes to stalk people and even has a Youtube channel. Last seen on August 15, 2016.

Person 1: Did I see something move outside?
Person 2: Yeah, that was just Kyle Hooves.

by SkyTheGreatOne December 6, 2021

Nigger hooves

Feet that have been callused because the individual never wears shoes; giving them disgusting feet all the time.

Damn, Tyrone can run through da woods with them nigger hooves.

by Badassmuthafuckaa September 23, 2009

nigger hooves

Styles of shoes that are commonly popular in African American culture, not necessarily worn exclusively by black people.

"Tyrone has a brand new set of nigger hooves."

by Dr. Thompson, PHD April 15, 2008

stinky hooves

someone with yellow and green crusty toe nails

Stinky Hooves is wearing open toes again.....

by RC897 August 13, 2003