by Karl November 23, 2003
a man that needs anger managment, AA, and drug rehab. also likes to fight alot. does lots of drugs and fucks dirty rhinos.
by u February 7, 2003
by TAY March 2, 2004
by Stephanie February 17, 2005
by snifflez July 12, 2004
When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.
Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!
by Charlie Chaplinass November 3, 2011
To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed
"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"
by ILOVEFT's October 8, 2009