hoopty

An enormous boat of a vehicle usually sported by ghetto queens or hick adolescents. Almost always appears in lime or puke green, although bondo is my favorite look. The lack of power steering makes this dinosaur turn like a son of a gun! When seen in ghetto queen fashion, add 8-12 kids piled in every square foot of this gentle giant.

Known for incredibly loud mufflers... if any.

" Is big momma back from da' store with my hoopty?"

"Nice hoopty... Josh"

by Saysitlikeitis March 18, 2004

hooptie

Any car that has been pimped out at the Wal*Mart high school car section. Such enhancements might include but are not limited to the following: a peeling do-it-yourself tint job, chain links around the license plate, plastic hubcaps (4.99 when they've been rolled back), racing pads covering the seatbelts, excessive use of window decals, a sound system right out of the Wal*Mart electronics section, an overly aggressive after market spoiler.

Look at Freshman Dave rollin' in his hooptie to the pep rally.

by Neil August 7, 2003

hoopty

any vehicle that is in such bad shape that it defies all laws of physics that it even is operable. When taken to the quickie oil change place, the manager tells you to keep the oil and change the car!

Hey Larry, you still drivin' that hoopty?

by bamacuda June 30, 2008

Hoopty

A piece of shit car.

That dude thinks he's cool in that hoopty.

by Bootch143 May 21, 2011

hooptie

A car that tends to be older often with an addition of shiny rims and a lowering of the suspension. Car is driven with windows down and a motion being made of lowering and raising a flat outstretched hand. Yea.

You wanna ride in my hooptie, its the shiznit!

by Huggie Bear June 29, 2002

hoopty

Politically correct synonym for "ghetto cruiser" and/or "pimpmobile". Other synonyms: barge, boat, land yacht, tank, tuna boat. Usually in reference to large late model (1989 and earlier) domestic luxury cars, sometimes in poor condition.

That hoopty is falling apart; it needs a lot of work.

by Tim Bessler July 27, 2003

hooptie

Not just an old american rust bucket P.O.S. car, but any ride that is slightly lees than pimp. A hooptie is any vehicle which was once nice in its heyday, but is now past its prime. Hooptie is a statement of pride, not deragatory in any way.

Man, that old boat is ridiculous! Its the hooptiest thing on the lake!

by Captain May 26, 2004