hooptie

Well if a hooptie is any saturn ever sold..then I have had one sitting there broken down forever!!!! HELP!! I need another hooptie that works!!! I will pay $50 or less...let me know!

My pice of shyt saturn that has been sitting there for ages broken down and rotting.

by Vero March 14, 2004

Hooptie

Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit

"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"

by Famous Mike January 18, 2008

hooptie

This is the one and only true definition of hooptie.

Hooptie: A term describing the bum.

I betcha she likes it in the Hooptie.
or
Check out the sweety Hooptie on that one!!!

by Rascock April 24, 2004

hooptie

a slut, hooker, trashy man/woman, and/or whore always looking for drunken ass/cock.

hookers, man whores, bitches and hoes are considered hoopties.

by mallory, phally, and nick March 25, 2009

Hooptie

Short for Hooptie Doo. A party or get-together where everyone brings something. Usually a bar-b-que is involved.

I going to the Hooptie at Rick's house.

by Red Eye the Pirate June 29, 2008

hooptie

1. Missing someone tremendously
2. Sexually yearning or sprung; unable to cope without a signficant other's presence

I haven't seen my boyfriend at all this weekend...I am soooo hooptie!!

by Santiago February 20, 2004

hooptie

In the past, a hooptie was an old car, really raggedy or just worn, that had seen better days. A hooptie could be a car that had been in a fender bender and the owner opted to fix the damaged body panels with mis-matched colored parts from a similar car from the junk yard. In high school, if your car (no matter what it was) had four different make tires on its four corners, it was an automatic hooptie! If it had one different make tire amongst 3 of the same brand, you might still be driving a hooptie! At some point, "hooptie" began to get reserved for big ass American cars from the 50s, 60s, and 70s. Lately, those few left over big cars from the 90s and 00s can qualify, but it must be American. If it was a raggedy little car or a foreign car, it was a "beater" or a "bucket." A true hooptie must be American!! There is a new additive to the term which is "Love." These days, most of us have a special affinity for big old Detroit-built land yachts, whatever the condition, that mom, dad, grandma or grandpa drove. In fact, where would the "Low-Rider" be without a cheap or abandoned hooptie like a 60s Chevy Impala or Mercury Marquis? In the future, "hooptie" will mean a well-loved vehicle. It's a car that elicits looks and conversations. How cool is that? Hooptie: not an insult at all!!

I'm rollin' in my '64!! Well, right now, it's just a hooptie, but wait 'til I trick it out!!

I just scored a bomb-ass hooptie for less than $1500!!

I'm feeling your hooptie, bro!!

Me: "That's a cool old Cadillac, young lady!!"
Elderly original owner of said Cadillac: "It's my hooptie!!"

(The preceding were real comments heard on the street!!)

by Detroit HoopDees March 21, 2022