shoot some hoops

To go outside and play basketball with your friends.

Hey man, let's go shoot some hoops.

by Roadkill August 26, 2004

boob hoops

The game characterized by one attempting to successfully flick a paper football into a woman's cleavage.

Kyle: "Score! I just got ten points on Carolyn in boob hoops."

by Booberella123 March 3, 2008

Shooty Hoops

An alternate form of basketball, commonly used by matronly elders.

You see Billy this is exactly why you ain't goin' to go play no Shooty Hoops wif' yo' friends tommorow.

by Bobsquad3 November 1, 2009

bigger the hoops bigger the ho

A girls hoop size determines the ho she is.

Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

Her hoop earrings are big, she's a ho. Bigger those bigger the ho! Bigger the hoops bigger the ho

by Bigger the hoops bigger the ho November 12, 2017

slut hoops

1. Women's basketball.
2. The mouth, vagina, and anus of a slut.

1.After the four lesbian(or bisexual) chicks played a game of slut hoops, they all went back to the locker room to play with each other's slut hoops.

2.What do Louisiana Tech University and Nick D have in common?

They are both really good at slut hoops.





Mark H. Jazzing up slang vocabularies on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

Homewrecker hoops

Homewrecker hoops are large, hoop (almost always circular) earrings sometimes worn by a homewrecker. While the hoops themselves have no special power, when combined with a quality homewrecker the hoops take on a synergistic allure. In the context of homewrecker hoops, this scenario typically involves a homewrecker female targeting a "happily married" male.

J: "Hey, you see that girl across the bar?"
D: "Which one?"
J: "The one rocking those homewrecker hoops."

(J. to himself) "Man, I'm happy I'm not married, because that girl's earrings are making me weak in the knees."

by PineapplePizza117 June 18, 2022

hooker hoops

Large gold or gold plated hoop earrings worn by a female chavor chavette.

Usually large enough to be mistaken for a parrot perch, hooker hoops are sold in Argos etc and form part of the overall chav bling. They are often accompanied by heavy gold chains, rings on every finger and piercings on every fleshy body part.

Worn together, the overall impression is designed to make the wearer look as though they charge for sex*. The main difference is that the sheer size of these earrings means that they would be highly impractical for a genuine sex-worker to wear.

* Chav 'currency' being cheap alcohol, cigarettes, bling and car parts nicked from Halfords, rather than legal tender.

'Ere, Debz, they got them noo hooker hoops in Argos nah innit.

by Lady S August 15, 2007