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Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.
If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode
by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010
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hoosedinger

Hoosedinger:

- the feeling one gets when they are desperate to know the meaning of a word but their brain somehow impedes them to remember, therefore, causing fustration and "upsetedness"

The history of Hoosedinger:
One day, Mr. Fitz went up to the board and said:
"I want you to draw a graph on a hoosedinger travelling along a ramp"
"What's a hoosedinger sir?" the student asked.
Sadly, nobody understood the explanation, and from that day on, hoosedinger got it's meaning.
A student is writting a test and suddently he gets a "brain freeze"
"Noo! Dammit!" he cries, fustrated.
"Oh... he is having one bad hoosedinger over there" another student comments.

Quote from a reliable source:
"I would rather understand what a hoosedinger is than to read my physics text book!"
by JustMe174 June 6, 2007
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hovering knuckle

An alcoholized drink that hits the drinker by surprise shortly thereafter. (i.e. the image of a hovering fist suddenly clobbering the drinker)
Man, that tequila shot was a total hovering knuckle!
by sitnduck June 22, 2008
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Hosmering

The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.
Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.

Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014
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negro hollering

The act of raising hell in African American English so that a large square footage of retail space all hear and roll eyes at your obnoxiously loud complaint. Typically done by females in a customer service situation or when there is a long line of customers behind them that don't give a shit if they get their honey mustard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the express lane and this fucking, fat bitch started negro hollering about her coupons or something. I was like, damn, how do I always pick the wrong fucking line?

Guy 2: You should have pelted her with loose change.
by 2014human January 12, 2014
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phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"
I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.
by CWFF January 16, 2014
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fin coopering

claiming you're not racist, but related to Dez and a hardcore brexit man.
Fin coopering - Having a humble mindset but brainwashed by the almighty Derren.

Fin mate, are you a racist??

No mate not at all, i just dont like Romanians
by OliBurnsfanclub December 13, 2019
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