hoof

"Hoof" or "to hoof"
To beat up, or inflict damage on another person or their property.

Used widely throughout south west England

"Let's go hoof em up"
"That pikey got hoofed up"

by The Friar January 12, 2008

hoof

derogative term used to describe bitches with dirty breasts

wow jane you fuckin hoof heffer go eat poopnugget

by billy bob blow job October 1, 2003

hoof

your cornhole

hey dude get your finger out of my hoof
or
shelly takes it in the hoof, by 15 german shepards, all day long.

by doolittle October 22, 2003

hoof

1. A Word you shout and/or scream in a loud manner at public events such as football games

2. The Action of Shouting 'Hoof' in someone's unsuspecting ear: 'to hoof'

'HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!'
'if you don't shut up i'm gunna hoof you so bad'

by Dr. Tubb April 11, 2004

hoof

to stash up ones anus, usually for hiding or smuggling purposes

"im gonna hoof this coke so the pigs dont find it"

by fuqt yo momma December 6, 2006

hoof

it derives from the part used to kick or walk for a pig, donkey, or hooorse! and is also particularly effective in pissing people off, especially in a school or shopping mall (echos work wonders)

when u walk into a school lunch hall, and bellow HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!! at the top of your gruff/hoaaarse voice. If you want to annoy someone, (eg: a random passer-by, or an innocent bystander) walk up to them and let rip with an almighty "hoooooofing" sound

by Dr. Hoofenstein April 11, 2004

Hoof

Noun. Can be used as verb (hoofin). Similar to beef. Means trash talk or to have problems with someone, or wanting to kill them. Invented by the East Coast gang J-Unit, used in their famous freestyles.

Nigga why you be hoofin, son, I'm bout to lay yo ass down.

Those fuckas have so much hoof, I wouldn't mess with those foos.

by Luda-J December 16, 2004