Hoofing

The word used to describe the action of Mr Tumnus anally penetrating you.

I went to narnia and Mr Tumnus started h=Hoofing me uncontrolably.

by Lorrrun. October 13, 2011

Hoofing

Verb: The act of masturbating to characters from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Brony #1: Rarity is totaly the hottest My Little Pony character.

Brony #2: No way, Dude, I've been hoofing to Applejack in my cubicle for an hour.

by RainbowDashBrony October 19, 2011

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 7, 2016

HOOF

HOOF is an acronym that stands for 'Honest On Our Friendship.'
It was originally used by students at St Peters to see whether someone was telling the truth or not but is now used to take the piss out of Kyle 'Hoof' Carter.

John: Are you telling the truth?

Julie: Hoof.

Jack: Hey look its Kyle 'Hoof' Carter!

by chaphoof December 24, 2010

hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

by Danger mouse February 12, 2004

to hoof

verb. The equivalent of being fingered, except the one who performs the act has hooves. Generally thought to be unpleasant and possibly painful due to the lack of mobility and sharp edges of a hoof.

I would rather be hooved than go to class today.

by Natalie August 4, 2003

hoof

Run, as defined in the Hurricane English/Scottish Bilingual Dictionary

'Hoof, wee babas!! HOOF IT!!!'
'Ye wee hoofters!!' (I think she means we're REALLY fast)

by Rosie Hall February 23, 2007