Cutest Wee Hooman

Group of words used in conjunction to describe your favorite smol human

Soft yet appealing to even the baddest of bitches
Often used alongside beautiful, sexy, cute, hot etc.

Shania is the cutest wee hooman I've ever met and I love her more than she does

by American frankenfurter January 3, 2020

hoodwank

To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.

While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.

by andy and kara March 5, 2006

Hooman

A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.

My pet hooman is great!

by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018

hoodang

A festive shindig.

Well, Billy, that sure was some crazy hoodang we had the other night!

by El Ninja May 31, 2004

Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.

Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.

by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020

Grootastic Hoomans

These people are not afraid to have a laugh, they are the funniest and best hoomans to exist! If you have a Grootastic Hooman in your life you are completely lucky.

Person 1: Look at them they are the best of friends!
Person 2: Well DUH they are the Grootastic Hoomans

by Shady Van December 26, 2020