Hoooman

Hooooman is the king of owls,
He has a propeller on his head and has an arm with a hook on it, he has no feathers and has no eyes, he has sonar echoes.

Did you see Sir Vincent and his owl. Hoooman is complete fail.
Christina searched for answers along with her owl Hedwig. They saw Hoooman and shot him. Hooooman is complete fail so he cannot die

by The God King FTW June 28, 2009

Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs

Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u

by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015

Hocomania

The process of trolling an online community with the intent to commit mayhem, while concurrently fooling enough of the community participants into thinking you actually have a point, albeit one made up of bad math and ridiculous ideas.

I gave up posting on that board, too much unchecked Hocomania going on.

by TH March 19, 2005

hooman

When a doggo is talking to human

look hooman i boop a do

by The Max Core August 24, 2017

hoodman

A hoodman is often found in Toronto, Calgary, Edmonton and London UK. These "hoodmans" are people who act hard, like they're the sh*t, thinking they are like Polo G or Lil Baby or T Jay, the list goes on... acting hard makes a fool of them yet some people still are scared of them.

You're talking like a "hoodmans" bro
Look over there, there's a group of hoodmen/hoodmans.

by r0gg1k January 14, 2021

hooman

what parrots, doggos or cats call humans

look hooman, i eat my seebs

now look, hooman! i am a skatebirb!

by the cooler penguin27 September 29, 2020

Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020