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hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.
Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.
by sternwise September 30, 2006
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hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.
"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."
by bigtrick February 10, 2015
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Hoodlightenment

Enlightenment is traditionally attained under the ideal conditions of monostary of spiritual retreat. Hoodlightenment is a state spiritual awakening and divine union attained while surrounded by the negative conditions of the urban ghettos or areas commonly referred to as " hood ". Hoodlightenment brings the state of " unfuckwithable " to the urban spiritual seeker.
Through his trials and tribulations in the hood, bro has a Jedi like Zen about him, he has attained the divinestate of. Hoodlightenment. Now he is unfuckwithable.
by Dre Pharoh/Cipher5 June 27, 2016
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Hoodling

Jamal is such a hoodling
by The Father Of Failure February 13, 2020
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hoodini

when u are fuckin a girl from behind u quickly but quietly pull out and let a friend go in while u sneak out, then go outside and wave through a window so that ur woman freaks out.
Mike pulled a hoodini with the help of his friend Jake.
by lucas bauserman October 1, 2006
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reverse hoodini

before you know what a reverse hoodini is you need to know what a hoodini is.... a hoodini is ( HOODINI: After engaging in the act of sexual intercourse whilst in the "doggy-style" position, the giver will then spit upon the backside of the receiver. When said receiver turns around, the giver will cum upon their face.) now a reverse hoodini is whilst having sexual intercourse instead of spitting on the back you cum upon the back and when the cunt turns around u spit in her face...
cameron was dissapointed with hectorias sexual performance so he pulled a reverse hoodini to tell her to step up her game
by zakias May 5, 2008
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Hoodwinked

When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked
That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.
by Matt S. Wrong June 2, 2013
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