hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

Hobi

Hobi is a nickname given to J-Hope (Jung Ho-seok) from BTS. It is used by ARMYs as a term of endearment and gratitude for our beloved sunshine.

Hobi is our sunshine. Hobi is our hope. We purple you Hobi💜

by Bebea💜ARMY💜 March 30, 2021

Eats-hobic

An individual who experiences pain in their ankles after they eat donuts.

Also known as Eats-hobia.

Hey, do you want a donut? "I really shouldn't, I'm eats-hobic."

by EJM,PD February 19, 2018

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

hobi

the most stunning man to ever walk the earth, he is not a horse, nor ugly, he’s pretty, hot, and fuckin adorable, stream hope works and ego 😘

have you ever looked at a man and cried?
yes, hobi

by egobyhoseok February 2, 2020

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009

hobiscuit

One who partakes in acts generally associated with the ideology of ho-dom. A term of endearment which consists of a shortening of home-skillet biscuit, usually a female teenager named Allison who likes to pick lint.

Allison- "You suck" >=)

You- "Yeah, well you're a lint-picking hobiscuit!" >=D

Allison- "Well you........suck..." /:

You- (:

by Xx$(|$$0R|-|@|\||)$xX July 11, 2010