corn honker

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort

screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!

by katotool January 3, 2008

Mock Honkey

When a black person imitates a white person in a stereotypical manner.

After a nice game of golf with my fellow yacht club buddies, I went to a comedy show and as I walked to my table, the African American comedian went Mock Honkey on me, making fun of how I walk!

by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009

side honker

The passanger in the car who reaches over to honk your horn at other cars that pissed them off

I hate driving with Savanna, everytime we're in the car she gets roadrage and becomes a side honker

by 3 Sunshines June 12, 2016

honkers

big boobs

I got big honkers. They always bounce when I walk even if I am wearing a bra.

by Stacy February 21, 2004

Honka honka

To grasp a woman's breasts with both hands and squeeze tightly with bursts of energy

Those are great! I'd honka honka you

by BigFudge-93 September 29, 2015

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

honker

A large fish

Dan just caught a MASSIVE honker at the lake yesterday!

by MTukansa August 29, 2018