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Homo Erectus

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.
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Homo Erectus

An obviously sexually aroused or extremely horny male, especially a sexually aroused or extremely horny gay male.
"Calm down, homo erectus! We've got a wedding to go to and no time even for a quickie!"
by ODSnatcher May 23, 2014
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Homo Erectus

Michael has a homo erectus right now!
by buttsecks! April 4, 2009
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homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.
Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose
by JBo April 6, 2005
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homorectississississis

1.some thing to say when ur bord.

2.an insult to tell some one when you cant thing of anything eles.
you..you..god damm homorectississississis!!
by mark December 23, 2003
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homo erectus cock inda buttus

It is when a homosexual male puts his penis into another mans asshole(may also be homosexual).
How did you like my homo erectus cock inda buttus?
by Biggyfoots December 14, 2015
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Homo erectus

The gayest name for primitive human being ever made. Seriously, homo erectus? Come on!
1) homo erectus is the gayest name ever
2)I know, who doesn't think it's gay?
3) Me!
Silent
2)(gunshot to 3)
1)(curb stomp to 3) fuck you!
by Gdbni November 8, 2011
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