double homicide

when someone makes a comment about 2 things that are wrong with you, or there are 2 negative things about someone that you wish to make a joke out of.

damn, her personality is shitty AND she's ugly? that's a double homicide bro.

by takiwi March 28, 2022

Homicide

The act of killing another human without justified reason.

Murderer: haha I killed that little cunt!
Me: what the fuck? Dude! I'm calling the cops!
Murderer: I'm going to murder you!!!!
Me: AHHH
2 days later
Cop 1: I found his body.
Cop 2: Was it homicide?
Cop 1: I think.

by Demonic bro December 8, 2013

homicided

Homicide in the past, interchangeable with murdered.

Did you hear about the boy who was homicided?!

by Btheliar October 20, 2013

Joke Homicide

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.

1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!

by BourBear November 16, 2010

Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020

homicidal arousal

An occurance when a human being is sexually aroused by the thought and action of taking another human being's life.
(see phsycotic)

(opinion)- Homicidal arousal is the the only unnexcusable form of sexual pleasure. Most likely branching from serious, SERIOUS phsychotic issues and lack of positive human interaction. In blunter terms, these fuckers are cracked!!!

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

homicide bomber

Another name for a suicide bomber, coined by Fox News in their quest to become more "fair and balanced." Problem is, homicide bomber is redundant because any idiot who detonatnes any bomb that kills someone, regardless of if it is strapped to his/her body or not, is considered a homicide. The reason the other networks say suicide bomber is because the bomber blows themself up also. See also, Fox News calls the Tsunami disaster the "killer wave" disaster. Way to EDJUMICATE the public, Mr. Murdoch.

Brit Hume - "I am a fat waste of humanity. Much like the homicide bomber who killed 3 Isrealies and himself today"

Me - "Dude, I thought we deleted this channel"

by PDiddle January 31, 2005