holiday hoe

A female, which you have not spoken to in a while, that calls/texts a couple days before a holiday such as Christmas or Valentine's Day with the intention of acquiring something (presents, attention..)

(phone rings)
John- who is that?
Moe- Crystal
J- thats the 4th fucking time in the past 2 hours
M- Oh yeah Sweetest's Day is tomorrow.
J- she's being such a holiday hoe

by Hass Hash em March 4, 2009

holicious

One for whom can be said, "The Ho is strong in this one." Holicious people are generally female, generally very attractive, but have the qualities of a ho but also the deliciousness of a magnetic quality to their personalities. We all know that ho's come in all shapes and sizes, but what sets someone who is Holicious and just a Ho apart is the levels of attraction they inspire. A Ho can walk into a room and get some attention, but a Holicious Ho can walk into a room and get every man, even the gay ones cheering. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be a Ho, in order to be Holicious; as long as you look or carry yourself like a Ho, you may also be Holicious. Circa 1997 @ Las Vegas, NV

And whut was happened was, these two dem freak-ass ho's was all up on his chest and spilling drinks when Shanelle just walked up to the table and served that beer, Holicious as she was. All three of them just stared in wonder at the might of her Holiciousness.

by Electronicoffee April 6, 2010

Holiday Toast

Toast that is allowed to go cold and then butter applied, then eaten.

Dude 1 - "Hey dude, you tried that 'Holiday Toast'? its tasty!"
Dude 2 - "No! Fuck you!"

by Miniman-45 July 24, 2009

Holiday Homie

A Holiday Homie is someone who gives equal respect to all holidays individually. This is a term especially for the interregnum period between October 31st and the fourth Thursday of November for the year in question. This time period is when the true Holiday Homie's colors shine. These are the persons who refuse to do anything contributing to Christmas until they have paid equal respect to the preceding holiday of Thanksgiving. These individuals see the two holidays as separate and thus equally important. Although this term is a blanket statement for all holidays, this is when it is the most important.

Katie wears Christmas sweaters on November 1st. By udderly ignorning the upcoming holiday of Thanksgiving, she is NOT a Holiday Homie.

by Big Ameech November 23, 2018

holidelay

When a business decision or project is delayed due to the chaos of days off, vacations and general apathy towards the end of December.

Worker 1: You know how we were hoping to make the purchase by December 15th. We missed that so it won't happen until January.

Worker 2: Another holidelay. Now the project won't get finished until spring.

by xtremerange December 20, 2012

Holiday Cum Parrot

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

Barbeque Holiday

A term given to the most venerated and cherished warm weather holidays, particularly in the United States. Among these are Memorial Day, Fathers Day, The 4th of July, and Labor Day. Collectively, they outrank even the most beloved of religious holidays, and as such are treasured equally among genuine barbeque enthusiasts, novices, and those who would just rather order in and be done with it.

Wayne: I got us backstage passes to see Van Halen at Monsters of Rock over Memorial Day weekend!!! Schwing!

Garth: You idiot!!! That's a barbeque holiday!!!

Wayne: Kill me...

by Fizzy Bubblech July 2, 2017