Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

HogBeetle

A overweight girl who is crusty and disgusting.

Ew that HogBeetle just looked in my direction.

by Jacob Impola August 2, 2020

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.

You are such a blanket hogger.

by bellagio February 13, 2013

hoghead

A locomotive engineer...

"Who's the hoghead on the maltby turn? "

by witty from seattle May 11, 2016

hogue life

1. living the life of hogue
2. simlilar to thug life but much more harder, anyone who has been shot 21+ times, or any of the harder members on tha streetz

1. hogue had a hard life
2. dwamn..all deez niggas up in hurr lived a hogue life

by UpInSmOkE July 11, 2004

honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

by jimbo May 13, 2005

Hogbeetle

A fat girl that doesn’t shut up and looks like a monkey.

Hey dude, look out for that hogbeetle!

by Boobsgorrrrrrrs August 2, 2020