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holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag

the ultimate curse word. THE force to be reckoned with. You can't top it unless you added bitch, which doesn't flow as nicely. When holy crap, god damn, shit son and other terms do not suffice or express ones astonishment, suprise etc one turns to this word. Many people tend to use this term when they are watching something impressive or completely out of this world i.e Criss Angel, elephant doing a pig, or anything that Jon H. does
Jon: Holyshitfacemotherfuckingcuntbag! Criss Angel just ate his head in one bite WHAT THE HELLLLL??? HOLYSHITFACEMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTBAG HE JUST SPAT IT BACK OUT THATS FUCKING INSANE DUDE!
by bringin sexyback August 1, 2006
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Heelys

Heelys is an awesome shoe. Too many people stereo-type Heelys. They think they are just stupid little toys little kids use to roll around and crash into people. Well... they are DEAD WRONG!!! Heelys is capable of much more! Look up Team Heelys on YouTube to see for yourself. And YES, HEELYS IS A SPORT! If there is a team for it, its a sport like Disc Golf, Chess, and Mathletics. Heelys are able to grind and even drop-in on vert! Most kids don't know about this because they don't take Heeling (not Heelying or Heelieng) seriously and they only get the trainers. If you want to be able to grind and skate vert, look for the Torch model or Evolution Model. HEELYS ARE AWESOME!
Heeler : Dude! I just did an awesome frontside on the HP (halfpipe)
Non-Heeler : In Heelys? Yeah right, Heelys can't do anything cool!
Heeler : ... Yes ... they ... can!
*does an awesome frontside tru*
Non-Heeler : WHOA! THAT WAS SICK!
*buys Heelys*
Heeler : Smart choice!
by IDKWHOTHISIS February 2, 2008
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holysexual

Men and women who completely abstain from even the hint of sex until married and only have sex with their spouse in obedience to the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
<pastor> I didn't even kiss my wife until we were married. On our honeymoon, it was about a two hour drive to our hotel after the flight. I was doing all I could to contain myself. We finally arrived and what happened after that is none of your business.
<teenager> Were you asexual or something?
<pastor> No, I am a holysexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 1, 2007
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holystorm

Possibly the greatest Player in Tribes 2, can own virtually anyone in arena, and used to be damn good at capping, until he left to play Arena.
Player 1:WOAH!!! SEE THAT MID AIR!?!?!

Player 2: Thats nothing man, lets watch holystorm own 4 people in a row, and every shot being a mid air!

Player 1: The hell, he can do that?

Player 2: DUDE!! ITS HOLYSTORM!! THIS GUY IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!

Player 1: haha ok bring it holys... *dies*

Player 2: Told y.. *dies*
by T2Player April 14, 2004
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Hollyshitballs

When you life is on the line and your friends don't do shit to help you.
1. Hollyshitballs! Guys move I'm about to die by a monkey bomb!

2.Hollyshitballs! Did you see that!
by Mr.Random May 23, 2010
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mister hoeless

this man is a hoeless and loyal man that is respectful to women.
by armednigger January 5, 2022
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hoelissa

Hoelissa is a nickname for alissa violet cause she slept with jake pauls brother logan paul
I cant believe hoelissa would sleep with logan
by Jerikalover February 20, 2018
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