Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.
Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.
by Ms Knows It January 6, 2023
Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!
OneShot: LAN hoedown
Btone: LAN hootenanny
OneShot: LAN hoedown
Btone: hootenanny
etc.
OneShot: LAN hoedown
Btone: LAN hootenanny
OneShot: LAN hoedown
Btone: hootenanny
etc.
by Btone June 9, 2005
When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.
And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.
And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.
I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown
by Spockling September 22, 2010
While at my cousin's house, we found ourselves naked. Then the music started. So we had ourselves a hangdown hoedown.
by captain fartpants March 24, 2016
When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise
Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009
When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016
When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016