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hobosexual 

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
hobosexual by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Hobosexual 

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live
Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house
Hobosexual by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Hobosexual 

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.
She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.
Hobosexual by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

hobosexual 

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

hobosexting 

Hobosexting is the act of sexting a homeless person. The person doing the hobosexting doesn't necessarily have to be homeless but that can sometimes be the case.
I really loved her until I found out she was she was hobosexting.

Look at that hobo with a boner, he's probably hobosexting.
hobosexting by Oh_Romeo October 26, 2022

hobosexual 

A homeless person that be friends and have sex with a person for a place to live
You still have that dirty hobosexual at your place
hobosexual by FuQ2Bitch July 4, 2021