lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

mr_hobnob

super cool animal acc on tt

person 1: hey what were u doing last night
person 2: i was just watching mr_hobnob on tt
person 1: well i was doing ur mom

by urmomfam January 21, 2022

hobknocker

To hit someone in the face with the penis.

He was a real hobknocker!

by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009

Hobknockery

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Hobknocker

An allegedly defamatory aspersion of ostensible British origon used chiefly to assert the recipient's overt practice of something decidedly "gross" and "illegal"; as spoken in the American sitcom television series "iCarly".

"You filthy American hobknockers!

by Maimraid February 7, 2009

hobknobbing

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.

My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.

by McNugget09 July 31, 2009