HMP

Hold my ponytail

Lety " babe hmp let lower it then "

Me: Babe what does hmp mean?

by Yuppp.scccc November 12, 2025

Hmp.

He is sweet kind and always there for you . He is handsome and a real keeper you will instantly fall in love with his charm and charisma confidence and blue eyes. He is every girl's dream and knows how to treat a lady.

Hmp.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020

HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

by johnnybrasco January 7, 2022

HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area

Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton

by 100%notme April 28, 2019

hmph mode

The super cute (joking)mode your girlfriend enters into after you do something she only kind of dislikes. I.e. didn't hold her hand, just teased her, almost gave her a kiss and pulled out, just pulled out in general. She may also pout and turn her back to you, in pretense that she's mad, knowing you won't be able to resist her cuteness.

Yopyo: You in hmph mode baby?
Chelle: Hmph
Yopyo: *smiles, hugs Chelle*
Chelle: *still hmphing*

by phdreams90 April 20, 2015

Hmphsies

When something does not go your way with a guy or girl

Why wont he come nss....hmphsies

I thought she was gonna come home with me but then she had to take care of her drunk roomate, hmphsies!

by Chu face April 3, 2010

hmpfh

A noise, usually used on Instant Messanger or e-mail when in doubt, upsetted, or angered. A sign of being unpleased.

Person 1 : I didn't get you a Christmas present.
Person 2 : Why not?
Person 1 : Because I don't like you anymore.
Person 2 : -crosses arms- Hmpfh.

by Meghead egg explosion July 18, 2009