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Keep a hitler

To purposely leave a small square-shaped patch while shaving a woman's pubic hair.
- Dude, my new girlfriend likes to keep a Hitler and it's so turning me on!
- Nice
by dovca June 29, 2022
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A hitler

Being a hitler - be without jews.

(jews-less) = useless
You are so a hitler...
{so jews-less(useless)}
by Shawn89 April 20, 2025
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It's a Hitler

Something such as an event, item or an outcome that's absolutely awful.
- I went to watch the new James Bond film last night.

- What was it like?

- I thought it was crap, it's a Hitler
by Azy October 21, 2022
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Hitler Aritro The 3rd

The new Hitler JOIN THE NAZIS!! To join DM Pean#5343
Oh! It's Sir The Hitler Aritro The 3rd All Heil!
Long live the Nazis!
by AllHeil January 11, 2022
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Hitler Aritro The 3rd

Hitler!
Insane!
Join the Nazis
DM Pean#5343
Hitler Aritro The 3rd is here! All Heil!
by AllHeil January 11, 2022
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The Hitler Allowance

When you’re trying to gauge if something is the worst thing in the world but then you remember hitler existed. Can be used in a statistical context or conversational
I thought my experience on that date was a 0/10 but then remembered the Hitler allowance so it was actually a 3/10
by I.AM.SCARED July 7, 2025
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Hitler's Alibi

To tell an untruth.
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."
by boz o b May 8, 2010
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