hipotriste

Worse than a SIMP. This means that you flirt with other people’s girlfriends, or girls/guys that don’t like you.

Oh man, that dude Caleb is a hipotriste.

by deepinurmom March 19, 2023

Whipocrite

A person who makes fun of other for being whipped, yet at the same time does whatever his or her significant other says.

Chris is going to a Super Bowl party with his girlfriend and not us? He used to make fun of Bobby for being whipped -- what a whipocrite!

by Donthatetheplayahatethegame:D June 14, 2011

self-righteous hypocrite

A shitty person who actually believes they’ve done No wrong, and any/all problems in their life stem from other people. They’re always in the right, and can act however they want, while everyone else has to abide by their beliefs

Tia is such a self-righteous hypocrite, she called me a drug addict while she was standing in a corner talking to herself, tweeked out on molly.

by HJD3 November 4, 2019

Hypocrite

When some one tells you not to do something, while they are doing it or have been seen doing exactly what they just told you not to do.

Teacher: Bob! Don't chew gum in the classroom! Go throw it out!

Bob: But Mr., you are chewing gum. Why can't we? Wouldn't you be being a hypocrite by telling me to throw it out??

by b.c.w July 16, 2009

hypocrite

(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.

(3) A person who holds other people to higher standards than he holds himself.

The only reliable product of an organized religion is a flock of hypocrites who feel that only *their* hypocrisy is divinely sanctioned.

by Siddownshaddap April 19, 2004

hypocrite

someone who complains about something but finds themselves doing exactly the same thing

A: "i hate people that complain about other people, they're SO annoying!"
B: "shut up, hypocrite!"

by factoryofinsults November 28, 2003

hypocrite

A person who reprimands others for doing or not doing something, then turns around and does the same thing

Professor Coan tells us to stay in shape, but she's fat as hell. What a hypocrite!

by TheFrost February 25, 2007