Hi-ken
adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.
noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.
adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.
noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.
Friend 1: My whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. No worries though, next year I'll win for sure!
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.
A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"
Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.
A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"
Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken
by Leon Sandcastle April 22, 2013
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Hige: {talking to Kiba} "You're a strange one, all right. But having pride doesn't count for much if you're dead, you know?"
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Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.
Example:
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!
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Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.
by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015
Get the Hogenda mug.Hizen is a term given to someone with a natural tendency to positively impact the world around them, they live skillfully, train hard and for the sole purpose of self improvement., They find enlightenment in mastering skills that are deemed lethal or risky. In short you become a hizen when your dangerous skills are used to protect and better the world and to also preserver peace for all.
Learning how to throw knives powerfully does not make you hizen. You become hizen when that skill is used to resolve conflict or to preserve piece.
I saw a thief trying to hold up a store, there was a hizen inside who used martial arts to disarm and knock the guy out.
I saw a thief trying to hold up a store, there was a hizen inside who used martial arts to disarm and knock the guy out.
by Evolution February 19, 2017
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As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019
Get the Hagenitals mug.Soul food appetizer from Southern United States geographical region. Circa 1770 to 1820. Scrap meats have been prepared fried, boiled, baked and BBQ. Often paired with galump and tuches juice as a desert. Gator tails, boar penis, severed mountain oysters,bat wings (for crunch), possum ears, skunk fecal remains, snake blood mixed with molasses as a dipping sauce. Pig ears pig ears are often stuffed with cooked "hiben-dibens" filling. This recipe attributed to Alex Haley ancestor Chicken George.
Them is some good hiben-dibens.
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