Hiberdating

When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.

Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."

Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."

Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"

Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022

Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

by Buckeohare January 17, 2025

The Hibernating Pickle

When you pour vinegar in the butthole of a dead human or other mammal and you insert your erect penis in said butthole and leave it in all winter so that when you take it out in the spring your dick is pickled and will therefore taste better.

"Will, my girlfriend was complaining about the taste of my dick so I did the hibernating pickle and she's never been hornier!"

"Jesus, Owen, that's fucking disgusting!"

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it."

by MagicMike69420 May 15, 2024

The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014