haywooding

When you have the urge to kill someone but don't act on it.

Ryan stop haywooding.

by Roosterteeth On The Spot April 3, 2015

haywood jabloeme

hey would you blow me

.hey would you blow me

by ?? January 17, 2005

Haywood

A hard living make ( usually ) easily heartbroken, funny fun loving, big penis ; a family man and is good with children

I want me a man like Haywood

by Scientists 48 November 26, 2018

haywood

a family originated in england. immagrating to the lovely new york city around the 1910 time frame. most of them now live in the bronx or yonkers. very ghetto. not italian but they might as well be. if you mess with one, you mess with them all. its ussually a good idea to find out if you are fighting with someone if they are a haywood.

1)
guy 1:hey bitch!
guy 2:yoo dude! dont mess with her! - shes a haywood
guy 1: *runs*

by misz. haywood July 16, 2008

Haywood

A state describing an individual with hairs continuing from the head interlocking with hairs from the pubic zone, forming a giant dreadlock.

"Josh, look at those beautiful stars!" said Lucy.

"My head wont move that far up, Lucy, you know im in Haywood right now. I'm getting it cut tomorrow, however, and I would love to star gaze with you then."

by Lucy Dean April 9, 2008

hexwood

After the Dianna-Wynn-Jones book of the same name, a hexwood book is a book that is confusing to the point of being unreadable, usually due to taking place in several different timelines or alternate realities

Have you ever tried to read Illuminatus!?
Yeah, but I couldn't get into it. The middle part's too hexwood for me.

by crabbadon December 21, 2007

Heywod Jablome

funny name made to sound like Hey Would Ya Blow Me

Heywod Jablome please

by matt kuhar April 21, 2010