I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

heather duke

she runs the yearbook. doesn't have a personality but her mom did pay for (implants)

random girl:ugh stop acting like heather duke

by FandomQueen November 21, 2019

Lode Heath School

A shit school in Sollihul fulla white nitties locked off by the apneh

Lode heath school stinks off shit

by Lodeheathschool October 8, 2021

Heather Gilmer

A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.

I wish my girlfriend was a Heather Gilmer

by splittail August 18, 2011

Heath Vander Ark

Him.

Heath Vander Ark is him.

by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023

Hearthstone

F2P btw

Person: I got legend with an aggro brainless Even Paladin in Hearthstone. f2p btw

by OTK magma rager deck June 2, 2018

Rockwall Heath Highschool

A school mostly filled with snobby rich kids who think the shoes you wear determine your popularity. All girls here are absolute hoes, and think they're royalty. Everywhere you turn theres crackheads in the corner smoking julls. We've gotten threatened to get shot up at least 2 times. Gotta love Rockwall Heath! Oh yah and Rockwall highschool sucks ass!!

Gotta love Rockwall Heath Highschool! Oh yah and Rockwall Highschool sucks ass!

by Skskskheieheoen February 26, 2019