hermes link

When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face

Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .

by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017

Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.

That kid is such a Hermes Fung.

by Tyler Okkay December 7, 2011

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.

Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!

by UD inventor November 18, 2017

Hermes Costello

the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs

jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf

by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022

Hermes Preparation

A type of preparation unique to the VTuber called HermesMythos, in which the preparations are scuffed to the point of needing rectification during the task being prepared for.

Hermes was late again, most likely due to Hermes Preparation.

by Bradhogwild November 2, 2024

Dirty Hermes

This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.

"hey martha, we're going over to Peters house for dirty Hermes'"

by OMG its Billy October 17, 2006