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will herondale

the man that broke my standards. i'll never be able to love anyone because 1. i am in love with will herondale. 2. the only person i think and talk about is will herondale
friend: "who's will herondale and why do you care about him more than your family? "
me: "i'll try to be brief: 1/500"
by ojelaida December 7, 2020
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Hedonism

The act of doing everything that is pleasurable to yourself. Also the avoidance of pain.
Hedonism is commonly practiced by the heads of large media corperations.
by Host3ntropy June 25, 2005
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Zach Herron

by a girl with bde January 19, 2019
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HeadOn

"Homeopathic" (see placebo) remedy for headaches that is applied directly to the forehead.
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
Headon, apply directly to the forehead!
by iamplasma August 12, 2006
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Zach Herron

Zach Herron is a whole snack that can ask @herron.skrt on Instagram to marry her anyway of the week. He is sweEt, go0Fy and sex1 and that’s the tea sisters.
Omg is that Zach Herron, @herron.skrts boy over there!

Omg it is what a lucky hOe
by Herron.skrt October 22, 2018
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Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.
Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon
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moderate conservative hedonism

moderate conservative hedonism", "mch" for short, is a term used to broadly describe the weltanschauung -- sociopolitical & otherwise --of any well-bred gentleman, scholar, bonvivant, & gourmand before the death of old europe.

mch is characterized by a propensity for the general enjoyment of life. -- within a certain moderation, Μηδὲν ἄγαν, & with a keen eye for the tradition.

though the mch outlook has declined since the death of old europe, some men, like roberto calasso or gerard depardieu, remain true to the old ways.

expressions of mch in the heritage of europe are too numerous to count, though here is a list of some quintessentials:

wine, the delphic maxims, cheese, decadent plates of cold cuts, fruit, & marzipan, observance of the faith, rococo painting & second empire furniture, death in venice, sonnets to the fishermen of capri, a gallon of beer a day, hatred of taxes, an aloof & cosmopolitan view of things (in particular in matters culinary & poetic), the study of botany, ornithology, monteverdi's madrigals, chess, collections of old cookbooks, gambling (but not too much), an interest in pencils, coffeehouse brawling, orientalism, a fine assortment of various rare teas, liberatory book theft, quoting vauvenargues at the cute cashier in the store, hiking, opening a beauty salon in the ruins of the lotus-land, foie gras for breakfast.

Si bene qui cenat bene vivit, lucet, eamus
quo ducit gula, piscemur, venemur!
(Horace)
example a)
person 1: I watched an episode of gerard depardieu's europe last night. he talked about cheese for half an hour.
person 2: yes, he's a true moderate conservative hedonist.

example b)
person 1: how do you interpret horace's epistle to numicius?
person 2: i think wieland is right in his commentary when he says that the epistle is about finding the ways of moderate conservative hedonism.
by unsinn March 28, 2022
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