pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

by spunkychick December 5, 2011

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

hemo

Heather Morris from Glee!

Did you see Hemo's dance moves last night?

by bacbac December 12, 2011

hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

Homogaysexual

The combination of the two gayest words ever (Gay and Homosexual). Used to descibe ultra gays.

Also a song by UK Anti Semitic Metal band MotherKunt.

"Check out the guys pink soled shoes,that's well homogaysexual"

by MotherKunt March 27, 2008

shit hemorrhage

A fit of usually justified rage or frustration, profound and theatrical enough to be comparable in magnitude and splendor to a catclysmic outburst of feces and blood.

If you don't get that report in on time, you know darn well he'll have a shit hemorrhage. Boy, did she ever have a shit hemorrhage when I pranged her car.

by wordcollector September 28, 2010

buttix hemoglobulin

A greenish brownish reddish yellowy orange discharge that comes out of an unwashed buttek. Like buttix romulin but much more thick and viscous.
(SEE BUTTIX ROMULIN)

I thought Olgas tocks smelt like straight buttix crème but when she pulled down her Lulu Lemons there was buttix hemoglobulin caked all over her trousers.

by GerthPaul December 6, 2020