When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!
by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008
Get the Hellen Kellered mug.On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.
Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!
by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009
Get the Hellen Keller Match mug.The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
by endsonmonday April 11, 2011
Get the Hellen Keller mug.Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.
by Thee Big Bee June 20, 2010
Get the Hellen Kellering mug."Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
by pringlesmascot February 22, 2022
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by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019
Get the hellen-keller-breed mug.When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.
by Jalopnik December 26, 2011
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