A fanfiction that will fuck you up in so many ways. It will take you on an emotional roller coaster and in the end, you will never be the same again. One will often say they 'hate' Heliophilia but in reality they have suffered deep emotional trauma from this fic that they are not ready to talk about but do in fact love the story. One does not merely 'read' this fic without crying for days. A caution is placed to all those who are considering reading it. You might never read again.
"Why are you crying?"
"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."
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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"
"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."
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"Have you read Heliophilia?"
"....get the fuck out."
"Heliophilia."
"Oh. I feel you man. We'll get through this together."
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"HELIOPHILIA FUCKED ME UP"
"It's okay babe there's an alternate ending."
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"Have you read Heliophilia?"
"....get the fuck out."
by sapphicgoddess August 28, 2014
Get the Heliophilia mug.When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.
Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!
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i) Wow, it's Heliobrolic out there! El Nino in a sauna eating sun chips!
ii) Dan really needs some new hobbies. His Heliobrolicism is off the charts.
iii) The Human Torch had difficulty buying insurance for his stamp collection because he was too Heliobrolic.
ii) Dan really needs some new hobbies. His Heliobrolicism is off the charts.
iii) The Human Torch had difficulty buying insurance for his stamp collection because he was too Heliobrolic.
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Get the Heliotropeloxodontaafricanaphobia mug.Helio is a friendly person. He might not know best to comfort people, but he will think of ways to solve the problems. In some senses, he is radiant and kind-hearted, and simply rare. He has not a lot of dignity, but rather full of surprises. Although he is cowardy and always seems underprepared, he has a lot in his brains and thinks logically. In occasions he tends to have impractical ideas though. His friends will feel charming and wondrous, as to his enemies... pranked. He is a true genius. If you ever declines a friendly request from a Helio, you will most likely regret it.
by Non-Chalant March 14, 2019
Get the Helio mug."I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." Said by the famous helisexual, Guuse.
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Man 1: Dude did you hear Abby and Mckenzie had to be taken out in wheelchairs?
Man 2: nah man why
Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies
Man 2: nah man why
Man 1: hoeliosis hoes be droppin like flies
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