Helpless Cat

When a cat is completely helpless.
This may result in him being pushed about at another persons whim.

-Will was a Helpless Cat today.
-Leader completely owned him.

by NOTGIBRAN234 May 24, 2010

hellol

Yet another creative extemporisation of LOL.

Typically surreptitiously used as a greeting to individuals unaware of the disturbing world of internet chat subculture.

After said usage, one often thinks to one's self "lol".

Attractive Woman: "Excuse me."
Nerd: "Hellol"
Attractive Woman: "..."

by Grae September 29, 2003

helpless prey game

While in bed, the female takes the place of a tiger, the shirtless male her prey. The female will taunt the male by explaining how she will "eat" him. She might play around with his belly button, abs, chest, ext.

Last night, my girlfriend played the helpless prey game...it turned me on big time

by Saraniharj Lokethjkfdl Mcmarlonderdodal March 1, 2008

Helpo

An idiot that fucks everything up. This person is just trying to be helpful but manages to get the worse possible outcomes when doing so. Doesn't understand how the real world actually works.

Ray is such a helpo, he tried to get me a raise and got us both fired.

by shelobe January 29, 2015

helpline

Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.

Hello there, how can I help?

by Andy January 9, 2004

helplessly pretty

1) a person who is pretty but is also a ditz
2) a person who is so pretty everyone who sees them becomes helpless
3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products

A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.

by Hoopsi September 26, 2013

wet and helpless

After a long night of drinking the next morning you are hung-over and in quite a bad place, you take a shower but mid shower you realize you need to puke, so you run to the toilet and pray to the porcelain gods, as you sit there heaving you are cold, shivering and soaking wet. Hence Wet and Helpless.

Dude, I just pulled a wet and helpless.

by Jon S. April 19, 2004