ex-heifer

A woman who used to be fat, hefty, and is now not.

Used in Bride Wars c. 2009.

"She's kind of an ex-heifer."

by HarmonyChant December 12, 2012

Heimerdinger

A Heimerdinger is a comparatively miniscule male genitalia in which the operator of aforementioned genitalia has pubic hair completely surrounding it.

That guy last night had a Heimerdinger.

by ThickCrackery67 December 29, 2018

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

Heinerscheid

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.

Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.

by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

Heiferpotamus

mystical cross between a heifer and a hippopotamus

Tom: I was over at Griffin's the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. The first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.

Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.

Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.

by 11ryet June 16, 2009

Helmer

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

by mycockslong February 11, 2022

Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016