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Forza Hala GGMU

The cancerous slogan developed by plastic football fans that like to follow the world class player - Cristiano Ronaldo. They supported Manchester United in 2008-09 when Ronaldo was at his peak at the club and was hailed as one of the best. Then the plastics shifted from supporting Manchester United to Real Madrid when Ronaldo got transferred there for a world record fee. After exactly 10 years and proving himself to be the world's one of the best alongside Lionel Messi, he moved to Juventus in 2018 and all the 1d10ts shifted to drawing straight lines with black marker pens on their old Real Madrid jersies to make it look like Juventus's jersey calling themselves "loyal Juve supporters"

GGMU - Glory Glory Manchester United
Hala Madrid - Forward, Madrid!
Forza Juve - Force, Juventus!

Combined together, the cancerous fans called Forza Hala GGMU fans were born. You can also find 11 year old retarded kids with profile pictures of Ronaldo in Juventus's jersey shitposting Ronaldo's achievments and Messi trolls on random football pages and calling people's mothers gay.
Football fan - LOLOLOL Barcelona raped Madrid 6-1 in the last El Clasico and Messi wasn't even playing! XD Madrid sucks!
Forza Hala GGMU fan - So what, Ronaldo scored against Empoli and they won the game 4-1! Forza Juve!
Football fan - Wait, weren't you a Madrid fan and posted a photo of you kissing the Real Madrid logo when they won 3-1 against Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League final last season with the hashtag #FuckMoSalah #Actor #ForeverMadrid #CR7?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Nah man, I'm trying new things now! La Liga is overrated, Serie A is the best in the world.
Football fan - You mean, you changed your football team? Wow! Genius! Why don't you simply say that you're a CR7 fanboy?
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Fuck you! CR7 is the greatest in the world, he has the highest number of goals! He is the god of football, and football is my religion. I'll give anything to watch Ronaldo play... Barcelona fans like you suck Messi's cock for no reason, he's too scared to get out of Barcelona and play in the Premier League or Serie A. The scared piece of shit with no international trophy! #FORZAJUVE
Football Fan - *THE USER HAS BLOCKED YOU*
Forza Hala GGMU fan - Hahahaha the loser couldn't take the burn! #CR7 #ForzaJuve #FuckMessi #GOAT

^^ THE ABOVE EXAMPLE GENUINELY TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS CHATTING WITH MY SUBJUNIOR AT HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK AND I'M NOT EVEN A BARCELONA FAN
by Qinlop_Nord November 15, 2018
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So not halal mode

So not halal mode is the phrase meaning something is not ethical but is used in a joking a matter this meme was created by Bader Al Safar or on tiktok @baderalsafar
baderalsafar : So not halal mode

Everyone : *laughs* Well no shit, oops
by shelovesgalaxyy June 21, 2021
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Related Words
healadin Heala Healables healane Healani HALA halal Halab Halah Haala

Hala

Hala is a truly wonderful and kind person. Someone you can talk to from dusk till dawn. She’s incredibly passionate and you learn to love others through her. she is the most real person I ever met. She warms you with her smile. She is a Skyfullofstars.
I really love spending time with Hala
by شرّابات January 31, 2020
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hala ka

It's a Filipino expression used to frighten someone when someone does something bad, or when there's something terrifying and you want to frighten someone.

This is also used to make a joke by frightening someone.
1. Older guy telling a boy:

Hala ka, there's a ghost inside the room (with an imaginary smiling face above the head).

2. Girl: Hala ka, some people are saying that the world will end soon.

3. Girl1: I accidentally broke my Mom's glasses. :-(

Girl2: Hala ka, Mom's gonna be mad at you!
by roswelle August 12, 2010
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halaking

To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.
Hey Ovechkin, you can go home now, I'm halaking you from now on.
by oleoleoleoleoleol April 29, 2010
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halamigazoo

It simply means "we cool" from the Maniac Don lingo / slang
Yo brozay are we halamigazoo?
by Cosey GQ August 23, 2020
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Snow Halation

A song performed by μ's in an anime called Love Live!.
The better, higher quality version can be found by simply search "Snow Halation" on Google and click the first official result.
Snow Halation Lyrics:
In a different time, across the distant sea
You'll find the older, modern stone age family
Cars that can't be driven, lest you use your two legs
Dinosaurs still roam this sacred world
How do I know, how much this loincloth will show
What's that sound in front of me, shrieking raptor melody
It can't stop, no it won't stop, here in Bedrock
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time
A dabba-doo-time
Doo-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba da-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo
We'll have a gay old time
...
by Mrnoobsofar July 28, 2017
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