Bite someone's head off

Well, this should be a non-literal phrase. It means to be mad and irritated at someone, so you might want to do something to get at them. If they actually mean it... well, take good care of your head.

Definition (literal) of: Bite someone's head off:
Person(?) 1: That guy is annoying.
Person 2: Yeah, sure is...
Person(?) 1: I'm gonna bite his fucking head off.
Person 2: Go for it!
Person(?) 1: ...
Person 2: Oh, you meant literally...? WAIT WHA-

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout March 5, 2023

polishing Yul Brenner's head

Masturbatory term.

My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

Natlie's head

natalie is a girl who gives freaking awesome head
she gives best head in the world
(trust me steven would know)

The best type of head is Natlie's head

by stevenbigfatmeanie October 27, 2019

Farmer's Head

A particularly large potato shaped head. One that is too large for the body, and is generally thinning on top.

Couldn't see a thing at the theatre - got stuck behind some guy with a farmer's head!

by Rubble Tubbler September 26, 2023

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016