dreamy blue haze

When you meet a girl off of chat and spend the night, but rather then having sex, you either get a hand job or a blow job, as the female is too fat/ ugly / etc.. for actual sex, even though you could of had it.

prima: Did you fuck that chat bitch last night?

secunda: Naw man she was ugly, I pulled a dreamy blue haze instead.

prima: Epic!

by Anonymous from OK 1 May 26, 2009

Dick Haze

A phenomenon wherein a person's (usually a biological male's) judgment becomes extremely clouded and distorted by horniness, leading them to think unreasonable thoughts and make unreasonable decisions they otherwise would not think/make. Usually easily fixable by masturbating.

John: Dude, Jessica is so cute and funny, I think I have a crush on her! I'm gonna ask her out tomorrow.
later, after masturbating:
John: What did I ever see in Jessica? I can't believe I seriously considered asking her out. Must have been the dick haze.

by owl_e February 5, 2022

Dolores Haze

a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.

“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze

by Little Lo February 5, 2018

Danny Haze

When something has a very low probability of happening.

Do you think the Browns will win the Superbowl this year?

You would have a better chance of getting Danny Haze on the phone.

by joleary January 4, 2010

dirty hazell

A council house scum bag that likes to pretend he is important.

See that guy over there is a dirty hazell

by De Paynes June 27, 2020

de hael

Phrase used to express EXTREME confusion, a malformed version of the hell, said while being very confused, thus becoming de hael.

*guy walks out in hooker heels, biker chaps, a tutu, eating a rotiserie chicken and juggling 17 chainsaws*

...de hael?!

by Doug DuCote September 5, 2008

Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.

Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.

by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011