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Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose

Hawking by Kjst January 24, 2018

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hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

hawking by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

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when someone asks a question they already know the answer to, often repetitively and to a large group of people, leading to a the group being in a foul mood for the entirety of the day.

Guy 1 - hey man, that Rhys guy won’t shut the hell up asking dumb questions.

Guy 2 - I know man, if he carries on hawking I’m gonna beat his ass.

Hawking by johnbyrne2122 December 27, 2018

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The act of going to a shopping mall and purchasing a large bird Halloween costume, opening it up and then secretly hiding only the wings under the bed sheets. Later, after engaging in sexual Intercourse, one must adopt the doggy style position. In a matter of seconds one must also be able to get ahold of the wings previously hidden and wear them. One will impersonate a hawk flapping his wings and, when arriving to the non-return point, squeak his voice to imitate the sound of the previously mentioned bird.

hey bro, I was hawking this girl so hard last night she woke up me up at 5am the next morning shwaaacking in a bird cage.

Hawking by Hk2019 September 29, 2019